Background: Ask if you can tap dat and then post the responses….
Can I Tap Dat?
July 30, 2009
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Drunk | Tagged: Drunk, pickup line, tap dat | 
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Emoji Gone Wild
July 29, 2009
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Rough day?
July 28, 2009
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Enable Emoji on iPhone
July 28, 2009Enable the Emoji icon set on your iphone!
1. Get the iphone app Spell Number from the app store.
2. Open the app and type in 91929394.59 and hit return
3. Go to the Settings > General > International > Keyboards > Japanese and turn Emoji from off to on.
4. Use fun icons in your texts.
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Donkey Punch
July 28, 2009
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Homemade Porn and Euphemisms
July 23, 2009
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Surprise threesome with retarded cousin!
July 21, 2009
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Random venting and Pussycat Dolls
July 21, 2009
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Bathroom rendezvous #2?
July 21, 2009Backstory: Hooked up with this medical student in the bathroom at a bar, never called her and told me she had a girlfriend 3 days later.
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